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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Single Man Dances to "Single Ladies"

My friend sent me this video and all I can say is... "wow...". Now, that's not the normal "wow" that straight people use to indicate awe and admiration, it's the "wow..." that gay people use to indicate that feeling of "what the fuck just happened???" and reserved disgust. So once again, "wow..."



His poor outfit. I'm sure that was once an expensive swimsuit and cheap tank-top. I'm jealous that he has like no body fat, though. And he's probably an amazing bottom (or top?? ha!). And I'm sure someone would fuck him. I mean, some people are into trannies, so there's always that.

Wow...

Monday, September 29, 2008

I love Sarah Palin

She's the best comedian on the scene today. Wait -- what? She's not a comedian? She's the Vice Presidential candidate? Hmmm... now that's not as funny.

BUT, we can still laugh at her, even if we're not laughing with her. She seems to be (believe it or not) even MORE clueless than Bush in interviews:

With Katie Couric


With Charles Gibson


I mean, can someone just keep interviewing her? We'll never run out of material!

Can't wait for the VP debates this Thursday. It's like a scheduled train-wreck. Too good to pass up!

Ok, the ONE good thing about Sarah Palin: she's made SNL funny again!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Deadbeat Dad

So I've totally become a deadbeat dad to my blog baby -- completely neglecting it, paying it no nevermind, and essentially abandoning it for something less time-consuming.

But I'm going to start making an effort to post more crap on here so all you 3 readers out there will have something to stare at mindlessly in between hour-long sessions on xtube.  So fear not.

Checking for Gay

I found this clip from American Dad and thought it was pretty funny.



Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Bored Lip Sync at Home

So I was bored off my ass and decided to throw on some board shorts, wear my American Eagle t-shirt inside-out AND backwards, and lip sync to my favorite song. Take a look...



... then I died of embarrassment.

I love the random shit you can find on YouTube. It's great. I actually do like the Lady GaGa song... but I like it enough to not fuck it up by recording a horrible lip sync of it on YouTube.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Clay Aiken's a Daddy

Wait, what? Gayken's a daddy? I could have sworn he'd be the type to want a daddy, not be a daddy. How did he even do it? There must be a receipt for a turkey baster somewhere in his house. Creepy.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Hancock - Worst Movie of the Year

I just got back from seeing Hancock and I'm almost speechless at how horrible of a movie it was. I can't believe they even made it. The movie sucked.

The first 45 minutes are pretty much filled with Will Smith's character acting like a complete jackass -- drunk, belligerent, and wrecking all types of shit. From there it's just one fantastical leap to the next until you reach the point of asking "What the fuck is going on here?"

The script is just a mess. I'd almost be embarrassed to say those lines. The 'action' sequences were weak.

Basically, the movie had no redeeming qualities. There wasn't even a 'moral' to the story.

Here's a list of movies I've seen this year that were better than Hancock:
I mean, it's a pretty impressive list of potentially shitty movies. Cloverfield comes REALLY close, but I still think Hancock beat them all, hands down.

Monday, June 09, 2008

IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN HOT!!!!

The city is radiating heat. The air is as thick as chowder. It's disgusting.

There are power issues across the city, mostly in the Upper East Side and Spanish Harlem.

This is why I live in a good neighborhood. Hopefully it's less likely that the power will go out. Although, the way I'm running my AC 24/7, I wouldn't be surprised if some shit went down.

I gotta move before I melt.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Stay-at-Home Mom Salary

Salary.com just released a study indicating that Stay-at-Home moms, if they actually got paid for their work, would make something close to $117,000 per year.

That's a bit much, I think. Granted, I've never experienced the 'benefits' of having a housewife mother, but I think this number is a bit inflated just to boost the self-esteem of housewives.

The salary was calculated roughly based on the number and types of chores the housewife does, times the hours per week spent working. Respondents apparently 'work' on average 94.4 hours per week performing duties such as, "housekeeper and day care center teacher to van driver, psychologist and chief executive officer." Ok, the CEO part is total bullshit. CEO of a tiny company of 4, maybe. But I don't think it's that serious.

The study also took into account working moms, who "reported an average 54.6 hour "mom work week" besides the hours they spent at paying jobs." How is that even possible? Are they counting an entire 48 hours for the weekend?

The salary calculation is overly inflated because it takes into account overtime hours. Well obviously there's going to be overtime because it's not a real job with regular hours!

For the curious exercise of quantifying and monetizing the amount of work done by housewives, this study is interesting. But for the purposes of using this 'salary' number as a basis for negotiation or justification, that's just ridiculous. So before housewives start running off, demanding more [blank] from their husbands, they should really add up the number of hours the husbands spend dealing with shit around the house to their current salary and then see who's still earning more.

More realistically, this 'salary' should be viewed as the opportunity cost of having kids and giving up a job that earns real income, not just intangible income. Now the cost of having kids just increased significantly. Ouch!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Gay Marriage in California!

Yay! Same-sex couples can get married in California! Well, for now, it seems.

Super exciting!!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Iran So Far

Whoa, did SNL just do something remotely funny? I think so!

It's Andy Samberg and Adam Levine singing to the President of Iran. Ok, it's 'chuckle' funny, not 'HAHAHA' funny, but it's still better than 'change the channel' funny that SNL has been specializing in lately.

Monday, May 05, 2008

ASU is Lame

So I check out CNN online and see a video titled "Students strip before finals". I'm shady, so I clicked on it immediately.

Disappointment. You'd think that for a school that isn't a bastion of academic prowess, they'd make up for it by excelling in their extracurricular activities. Alas, these kids only strip down to their underwear and run around campus. Lame!

Meanwhile, back up the academic scale, the kids at the University of Michigan strip down to nothing but their ball hairs in the dick-shrinkage cold weather to run through campus for the Naked Mile. This is how it's done.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Wow...

Ok, am I the only one who thinks the new Verizon FiOS commercial just completely sucks? It makes NO sense. And it's disgusting. Why is the flea saying "wow"? And why is a flea even involved? Gross!!!