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gothamwhore

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Queen of DeNial

Star Jones is just a moron.

I was watching the View this morning and the show is just complete ass. It's a bunch of hens sitting around a table providing inane insights into things nobody cares about. Joy Behar (I don't know how to spell her name cuz I just don't care) consistently makes idiotic comments as well.

But back to Mama Jones.

The show had a Dietician on explaining how everyday activities help you burn calories and lose weight. For example, doing a load of laundry burns something like 400 calories. Of course, he had to mention that having sex burns calories. Ten minutes of sex burns 100 calories. "That means you burn 600 calories if you have sex for an hour!" yapped one of the women. Star Jones, sheepishly grins, implicitly implying that she typically has hour-long sex with -- we can only assume -- her husband. The ladies giggle with perceived jealousy.

Ahem. Did everyone forget the fact that Star Jones' husband is GAY?! Gay as the day is long? Gay as the world is round? Gay as Clay Aiken sharing a double-sided dildo with Ryan Seacrest? Capital G to the A Y, GAY.

So then the show moves on to the next segment, about gastric bypass surgery. These two women were invited onto the show to talk about it and their experiences with it. Why does Star Jones just SIT there like a stomach-stapled bump on a liposuctioned log and not say a word?? HELLO, did she not have gastric bypass surgery? Don't tell me it was TrimSpa, baby, that helped her achieve her lollipop-shaped figure. Please. Nobody's buying what you're sellin', Mama Jones.

It just makes me laugh that she's in complete denial about herself and people just seem to let her get away with it. I guess maybe they're afraid she'll eat them. *Chomp*

"Shit this Viagra is NOT working!"

2 Comments:

  • why dont you just takeover the View, hunny - or at least schmooze yr way onto it as a guest, and then tell incessant Star Jones jokes. I hated her as soon as she got pissed off that her fiance was gay, but married him anyway.

    By Blogger mrSKINNY, at 8/16/2005 10:39 PM  

  • Good LORD that's a fat ass!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/05/2005 12:20 AM  

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