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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Give it a Rest(Stop)

Just when you thought civility had finally infiltrated the gay community, out comes an article about gay men and their lascivious suburban behaviors.

I thought Rest Stop cruising was a thing of the past. http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifApparently it's still en vogue in suburban New York. Who knew?

So Clever
Leave it to the gays to create some insanely complicated set of cruising rules that can only be deciphered via a Cap'N Crunch decoder ring.

Each has its own culture and often its own set of protocols, ranging from parking position to the flashing of headlights or blinkers as mating calls.


I guess the old men just couldn't handle it when the handkerchief codes went out of style. This was probably about the same time when GayDD and drug abuse hit their peak -- faggots just wanted to get LAID and couldn't be bothered with for "I'm horny, let's fuck now!" I don't blame them. It requires props AND knowing your left from your right. Shit, I could accidentally stick a red hanky and a purple hanky in my right pocket and end up with a piercing and getting fisted. NO spank you!

You know you're a shady gay man when you're ugly shoelaces match your ugly socks, creepin' up your ugly calves.

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