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Monday, October 03, 2005

Don't Judge Me!

Has Hell frozen over? I'm completely Twilight-Zonin' because it seems to me like Bush just pulls the most asinine shit and somehow gets away with it.

His latest inept move was to nominate Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. Now, it's all well and good to replace a woman's seat on the court with another woman. That's great. But once again, it's the same routine of Bush filling empty -- and very important -- positions with under-qualified people who he knows. Honestly, I think knowing Bush should be a strike AGAINST someone, not FOR them. The man clearly knows absolute morons!

Back to Harriet. The best thing about her is that she's never even been a judge!!! What kind of shit is that?! How do you go from not being a judge to being one of THE top judges? Umm, by snuggling up to good ol' boy, George. Way to set an example for the rest of the country. It's not what you know, it's who you know.

I don't even think this Harriet chick is even all that stellar of a candidate. She got her undergrad AND JD from Southern Methodist University. What the hell kind of school is that? I'm sorry, but she went to a crappy school AND hasn't been a judge before? Something's not right.

And I'll tell you what else isn't right. This bitch looks like Rachel Dratch from Saturday Night Live!!

Oh yeah, just add a couple of decades and we've got a match!

So in summary, the following are superficial yet valid reasons why I could not respect Harriet Miers as a Supreme Court Justice:

  • She went to some rinky dink school in the South

  • She's under-qualified and is only being offered the job because she knows the President

  • She's never been a judge before

  • She looks like fucking Rachel Dratch -- "Zazoo" on Saturday Night Live!!!

  • I'm scared for the future, but at least Bush didn't nominate two other close friends of his who have been with him since childhood at the start of each day: Cap'N Crunch and Count Chocula.


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