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Monday, October 03, 2005

In Case You Care

As if nobody already saw this coming, publicity whore Paris Hilton has decided to call off her engagement to Paris Latsis. I think I'm even less shocked when they announced that Rosie O'Donnell was a lesbian.

I guess Paris saw how wrecked Britney looked when she had her shotgun wedding and subsequently got fat -- I mean -- pregnant, and decided that that life just wasn't for her. She's too caught up in the Simple Life to be bothered with married life.

Or, the publicity pipeline just ran dry and "Paris and Paris" wasn't generating enough press as of late, so she had to cut the boy loose.

Anyone care to speculate on what Paris' next publicity stunt will be?? I think she'll release a 3-way tape with Nicky, or Nicole Richie, or Kimberly Stewart -- as if anyone would sleep with Kimberly Stewart!!! My bad.

3 Comments:

  • I can't stand that cunt. She really needs to shrivel up and dissapear.

    By Blogger Artemis, at 10/03/2005 7:26 PM  

  • "Forget Paris" :)

    By Blogger mrSKINNY, at 10/04/2005 2:41 AM  

  • Its hard to get rid of crap like her. How exactly would anyone rock her world with scandal? What could you publish or release that might ruin her? She's like bacteria that thrives off of what would kill anyone else. Perhaps, we're all going about this the wrong way; if someone could get some footage of her NOT being a dirty spoiled little cunt, it might ruin her. Who would she become and who would care if the core of her essence washed away?

    By Blogger Filthy, at 10/08/2005 9:08 PM  

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