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Monday, December 26, 2005

Something Wicked This Way Cums

There are some sick motherfuckers out there in the world. Say it ain't so, Jethro!! But alas, these sick perverts could be lurking by a farm near you.

The latest sorted affair came from a 64-year old Wisconsin man, Harold G. Hart. He pleaded no contest to charges that he had regularly been using calves for sexual gratification. See how evil Viagra is? Little, blue... menacing!

Apparently the man would get drunk and/or go to strip clubs, then swing on by the farm for some good ol bovine lovin'. Hart told police that he's been to the farm 50 times in the past year, sometimes going two to four times per week. That's out of control!

As sick as it is, my mind tends to wander. See if you can keep up.
  • This guy must really be ugly if he has to fuck baby cows instead of fat women
  • He must have a really big dick in order to fuck that baby cow. I mean, cows are pretty big, so if he can feel anything, he must have a pretty big dick. Interesting.
  • Since he's fucking baby cows, does that make him a pedophile, too?
  • Would it be crazy if he had a veal chop that actually turned out to be a cow that he'd fucked the night before? Ooo, that must not be very tasty veal!
The thought of an old man and a calf makes me want to throw up in a bucket. Instead of the probation and psychological counselling, I think Hart should get fucked by a bull. That'll teach him. What's good for the goose is good for the gander!

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