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Friday, March 31, 2006

She's Like the Wind

Oh no she didn't. I couldn't believe it then and I still can't believe it now. Patrick Swayze, of Dirty Dancing and To Wong Foo fame, sang a fuckin' song. And it even has a video! What in holy hell?!

This video is so much cheese it gives me gas.

Thursday, March 30, 2006


Last night was the soft opening party for Release, Chelsea's newest gay bar addition -- because there just aren't enough gay bars in Chelsea! It's in the space where Suede used to live and it's just as narrow as I remember it from before.

The party was pretty fun. Three hours of open bar can't be all that bad. Although, one of the bartenders totally jacked $20 from me! I gave him a 20 obviously for change to tip him, and he assumed it was his tip. That's a pretty big assumption!! I was too spaced out to even care and just chalked it up to paying it forward. So naturally, when I went back to order another drink -- just a coke! -- I assumed he'd just give it to me even though it wasn't part of the 'open bar'. Nope!! What kind of asinine madness is that!?! I can't even think about it anymore. It makes me sad.

Amazingly, I got to meet some new people -- which shocked me since I figured it'd be the same cast of characters that go to all of these things. But sadly, I'm beginning to recognize fewer and fewer people. I take it as an indication that I'm quickly becoming out of the loop -- a dinosaur. That makes me sad.

At least there were gift bags, which were kinda 'meh', but I'm ALL about the 'Forever 90s' CD that was included. Why? Because I'm a dork and am going to listen to Natalie Imbruglia's 'Torn' over and over until my ears bleed.

The only other good thing I got was a VIP card, which I can only assume means I don't have to pay to get in and hopefully won't have to stand in line, either. I wish it got me my fuckin' $20 tip back!!! I'll just add it to the stack with the rest of 'em.

I Don't Know Much...

... but I know I love you!!!!!!!

Once again, YouTube proves to be the best thing EVER!!

This video is hilarious because...
  • It's sooooper cheesy
  • It makes me realize I had NO clue what Linda Ronstadt looked like. She looks kinda like Janet from Three's Company
  • It's a beautiful love song about an inter-racial relationship -- and their memories of frolicking between line-drying sheets... in black and white, natch
  • Linda Ronstadt's eyebrows are HARD CORE
  • The mole over Aaron Neville's eye is seriously HARD CORE
  • The butler standing in the background probably added his part in this video to his resume
  • It makes the song better if you imagine it's high-pitched Aaron Neville coming out to Linda Ronstadt at the ripe young age of 107
I don't know much. But I know I love this song. It's priceless.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

I Want it That Way

OK, yet another boy lip sync'ing along to the Backstreet Boys. What the fuck??

But this kid looks like he'd be a lot of fun. He's just silly. It's great. It's the cutest thing ever.

I can't decide what's more hilarious: the boy's actual 'performance' or the wall in the background that's half painted and half wallpaper, topped with a trim. I mean, come on!!

... of course, the busted up tinsel star in the back is a nice touch, too.

Dance Dance Revolution!!

This kid is a fuckin' Dance Dance Revolution PSYCHO!! He's like tap-tastically crazy.

Check this shit out:

...He probably fucks like a jackrabbit!

Monday, March 20, 2006

V for Vendetta

... was amazing! Very thought provoking. I'm not in the business of writing movie reviews so I'm not going to sit here and yap on about all the social commentary laced into the plot, etc. But since it is so thought provoking, I suggest everyone go out and see it. Then leave comments and let me know what you thought.

Yes, I'm taking the pussy way out of writing a blog posting :) I know.

Friday, March 17, 2006

Night of a Bunch of Patricks

Another St. Patrick's Day boozfest at the annual Patrick McMullan party. It wasn't as crazy as last year, though, which was actually good since there weren't bullshit crowds of people outside. I was surprised, however, at some of the people I saw inside. Honestly, it's like once you see someone at one party, you see them at all of them. Though, just like last year, I think I left too early, but a girl's gotta work in the morning! I mostly bumped into press people -- fashion directors, gossip columnists, and the like. At least that was something of an accomplishment. Honestly, I'm surprised that any of them remember me since I haven't been out that much lately. Well, thank god they did, so I avoid looking like a complete dumb-ass.

Cleaning Hunk

For your viewing amusement... the Cleaning Hunk.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Who The Hell is Richie Stringini?

I found this posting on Damon Demarco's blog. As far as I know, it's some twinkish boy in a boyband who was photographed getting head in the bathroom by some other boy. Naturally, he's denying that he's gay. Why deny it? He'd probably be more famous and sell more CDs as a faggot in a boyband. Own it, bitch!