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Friday, May 19, 2006

Porn is Hilarious

I finally decided to watch the DVD of Michael Lucas' Auditions 3. It came in a gift bag, so why the hell not? I'm not really that into porn, especially the kind with plots. Although, I guess this one didn't really have a plot line. It was supposed to be a porno "audition".

So I'm skimming through the "bios" part of the DVD, which is where they introduce all the 'actors', only to realize that I know like half the people in the video! It's kind of weird watching people you know get fucked in a video. Part of you wants to laugh and the rest of you wants to just scratch your head in bewilderment.

Aside from basically knowing the people in the video, the most annoying thing about it is that for the first sequence with Owen Hawk, he and Michael Lucas talk for a good 10 minutes before getting naked and actually doing something. Now, I didn't pay for this DVD, but if I did, I'd expect about 2 minutes of talking and 58 minutes of fucking. But I guess I'm just old-fashioned like that.

Though I have to admit that I'd never seen Michael Lucas' dick before, and after watching the first clip I was like "mmm... very nice." It produced some cognitive dissonance, however, since my overall impression of Michael Lucas is that he's a self-aggrandizing jackass -- but that may just be all rumors ... from a LOT of people. Ehhh, it's still a nice dick. I can't hate.

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