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Friday, July 14, 2006

*Sniff Sniff*

Thrillist continues to crack me up. Today's email on the wonderful topic of passing gas was no different. I'm not sure whether to feel disgusted or well-informed.

Some helpful tips:

  • Avoid milk products (including cream-based sauces), legumes, high fructose corn syrup (sodas), or high fiber dishes.
  • Grain is your enemy -- so the lighter the beer the better.

Hmm, this is why I don't date people who drink excessive quantities of beer.

Anyway, check it out. You might learn something!

2 Comments:

  • This reminds me of one time my junior high english teacher threw this major bitch fit. Some kid (not me) was constantly ripping farts. It was bad enough that everyone could smell it. She stopped the lesson, put everything down and started to elaborately berate the farter and offer a bevy of personal hygiene options. This lasted for a good five minutes. She finished by telling the gassy kid that either he take a dump to take care of the problem or he needs to go to a doctor to get checked out for what is clearly a serious medical condition. We were all sitting there, with our jaws on our desks - this was the stupidest thing to do when the air was filled with stinky farts.

    By Blogger Filthy, at 7/14/2006 10:17 PM  

  • that's fucking nasty. Ahh the glamour of being a teacher :)

    By Blogger gothamwhore, at 7/15/2006 2:25 AM  

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