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Friday, July 21, 2006

This is Wassup --

And now for some daily news that you most likely cannot use...
  • Work it out, Kylie!! Her show sold out in six minutes. Tickets are selling on eBay for 10 times their face value. Wow...
  • M. Night Shittyman is a fucking self-promoting tool. Does anyone actually want to see his stupid new movie about some dumb bitch in the pool of an apartment complex? Sounds like trailer trash fare to me.
  • Speaking of M. Night Shittyman, Haley Joel Osment, from The Sixth Sense, was in a car crash, but is recovering. He's 18 now -- legal, kids!! -- but is in desperate need of our prayers ... for a new fucking haircut!!
  • The two lesbos involved in the same-sex marriage case in MA split up. God damnit! Take one for the team, girls!! If mate-for-life lesbians can't stay together, then what hope to two men have?!

2 Comments:

  • Im wating, with bated breath, for the day I find Haley Joel Osment on VH1's where are they now, or something like that as I'm idly flipping channels. Can you imagine it? Coke, prostitutes, potato cannons, brief interludes with Michael Jackson- that kind of thing. Waiting I got a bag of popcorn, sealed in a glass box with a little hammer attached. The time will come.

    By Blogger Filthy, at 7/23/2006 10:34 PM  

  • It'd be hot if he turned to soft-core pornos disguised as legit movies, like Corey Haim did with "Blown Away".

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103843/

    By Blogger gothamwhore, at 7/24/2006 3:16 AM  

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