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gothamwhore

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Trust the Cookie!

Last night I had dinner with my "gay grandfather". We went to some random chinese restaurant in the West Village. At the end of the meal I ate my fortune cookie and read the fortune:

"The current year will bring you much happiness"

LIES! Fortune cookies suck my ass. They're never right. And this one was just flat out wrong! Part of me thinks I should play the lottery numbers on the back, though. Maybe that'll do it. We'll soon find out.

The funny thing is that we both got the same fortunes. Maybe next time they should pick the fucking cookies from different barrels in the kitchen! I hope his is right, though.

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