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gothamwhore

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Run for Cover, Motherfucker!

I love that CNN delivers hard-hitting news to my desktop. Important news like President Bush hiding from a Tornado is really something I need to know about.

More interesting, though, is the impact that said tornado had on President Bush's day.
The rush to the tornado shelter interrupted Bush's day at the ranch, where he received calls to wish him a happy new year from outgoing U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan and Colombian President Alvaro Uribe. British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who is visiting Miami, also called Bush to talk about Iraq.

Riiiiight... what would he have done if he were actually around to take those "Happy New Year" calls? Wait 7 minutes, sitting there blinking, and then respond?

Does our President do anything besides stir up trouble and look stupid doing it? Apparently. He gabs on the phone about his new year resolutions...

Bush's New Year Resolutions:
  1. Learn to read
  2. Learn to speak more better
  3. Convince dad to eat broccoli again. Cancer's not going to cure itself!
  4. Be a good President
  5. Finally find out what happens to Goldilocks after she meets those bears
Fantastic!

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