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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Who Says Corporate America Doesn't Have a Sense of Humor?

We all have little things that we're embarrassed about. But how much would it suck to be embarrassed about the name of the company you work for?

I can only assume that's how employees in Houston feel when they have to tell their friends and loved ones that they work for BJ Services.

Well congratulations, because BJ Services ranked in the top 10 of BusinessWeek's Best Corporate Performers list.

If you're curious what BJ Services does, it's not really far off from what you'd expect. It provides BJ services. According to BusinessWeek...

BJ Services specializes in getting more crude out of tight rock formations and other unconventional spots.

Unconventional spots like cocks rocks? How do you ask? By using its "pressure pumping services", which involve "stimulation services" to extract liquid from the target.

Sounds familiar to me! Maybe I should apply for a job at BJ Services. I could be CEO -- Chief Extraction Orifice. Sign me up!

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